From Loud, Jupiter, Indoor
This took me on a trip through the solar system. To be fair, I also use a lot of shrooms.
Here's what happened: I got this bag of cannabis and it's burnt orange and hairy and smells like the pee-hole of a house cat. This was unexpected. I expected more of a myrrh and pine sort of OG thing. This tastes like Black Jack...but different. I like it better, actually. It's got something exotic to it that I can't pin down.
Look, I've fallen in love before. I will hold off until tomorrow before ordering a full zip. But...this is special. I've only had one bowl. But...it's just incredibly unusual-looking, smelling, and tasting. And it hip me Kapow! like XJ-13 or Super Lemon Haze or something. Outstanding. Mothers, talk to your daughters...I don't even know why, but you probably should.