Violet Vixen
Close the door, shoo the children! The stink implicates you in this business...light some incense, call a friend, get naked if you want to, put on the ceremonial headgear...it's Violet Vixen--a strain that earns the distinction "rare" for being both hard to find and for being of inestimable value.
My counselor told me, before firing me as a patient, "your head is, like, totally fucked up. I mean, dude, I don't understand, like, a fucking thing you say."
He actually talked like Mr. Rogers and not a surfer dude, but I thought the syntax change helped it. That was the gist of it.
What I'm really talking about with respect to Violet Vixen is...blammo! You don't smell a bag of weed like that every day. I put that first paragraph through Google Translate and set it to "take George down a notch."
I haven't actually tried this stuff yet, I just wanted you to know it's real, it exists...picture to follow. Short version is that it's really good looking cannabis and would make the middle of any respectable menu. That it was, for nanoseconds, available at the bargain price of $215/ounce is...sort of an inversion of basic economic principles.
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Thanks for the insights again @georgetirebiter I should receive some of this on Monday. Looks awesome.
@georgetirebiter it looks like that 1/2 oz is a little light in the weight department. 13.22 grams .or have you done smoked some?
We gotta get you a writing gig at High Times 😄
Was this one a sat?
@Kayla that's without the bud I'm vaping now. It's nice!
@funkynugz Thanks. I'd take that gig right now. Yes, it's a 90/10 sativa/indica, or at least that's what the description said a year ago when it was on the menu as a premium, I believe. I seem to recall Purple Punch x Gelato. Google confirms this. Yep, that's why I like it so much. Good parents.
EDIT: On a lark, I went to the High Times website. They have a link for submissions. So I tried it. Prayers! I need a job quite badly, actually.
Appreciate the pic! Great looking outdoor.
The taste is subdued but pleasantly floral. As for comparison with recent taste bombs like Biscotti, it doesn't quite measure up. The effects are lively, however. If you want a sativa version of Lavender, this is it.
@georgetirebiter there’s always a place somewhere for a decent writer. After wordsmithing for 30+ years I am totally done with words - tho working at HT as a contributor would be a riot.
VV sounds great. Enjoy. Not much of a sat lover, tho now and then.