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Morning buddy,the house is about to explode so I'm in my shop with a cup of mud and my pax. It's going to be in the mid to upper 90's with 80% humidity so it's definitely going to be lake day's for the kiddos. There's no doubt I'll be in with them but the old man just doesn't have buoyancy he once did π. I hope all is well on your homestead and your search for the dreaded new A.C. unit were fruitful. Hey it doesn't matter they book 6 months out anyway π I just noticed my wife walking up the ramp with a cup , so I'm gonna pull out "her" pipe and get her ready for the morning rush . You stay cool and highly medicated my brother I know I'll be on pax or pen. The wife says hello and says give your wife our best.
July 27 -
Hey my friend just taking a second to say hi. Man-Man brother what's going on with the site, I hope this isn't a serious issue. I'm sure I'm just stoned and paranoid lol. I'm in dire need of a restock my friend, I'm in no danger of running out but need a good 2oz split and a few concentrates and vapes. Right now the wife is with our daughter the kids are playing with my son in law and grandpa is doing dabs of bear og on the porch. A pretty nice way to spend a Monday if I do say so π. Have a great day tomorrow my friend, I'm not a prayer but I my utter a small prayer for this dead board.
July 27 -
Hey buddy, what a letdown huh. I haven't been teased that much since my 8th grade sadie hawkins dance π. Oh well mom has to make a drop or go without income right? I pulled out some purple kush my wife gave me back. For some reason it tastes "burned" to he a visual thing I guess. More for me π. Thing's are pretty intense around here right now my wife's work our daughter coming home and me lol . Trying to understand, support, inspire and lay low at the same time. It's friggin exhausting man lol, give your wife our best and you stay medicated to the max my man.π
July 23 -
I'm the same way, th5 board has me drooling but the order form makes me sadπ«. I'm hoping like everyone else that it's just taking time. The thing that bothers me is that med Jane is back up ?. Well maybe we'll get lucky today.
July 23 -
Hey my friend, yeah I got bored this morning and played around a little bit π Man what a stale board the new offerings from loud are only lasting for a couple of days. I'm like you I have maybe 2 1/2 oz and a lot of gram or two bags in a couple of jars. There's a few special gems in these little jars but most are middle of the road hybrids with the occasional full blooded indica. Today's a BlackBerry kush day for me but I've already got a bud of bacio pulled out for later on. Give your wife our best and let's hope mom will have a new board up soon π€
July 21 -
Hello my friend, how are things going in the great north π. The board is really stagnant, the only thing I see moving are the glues and BlackBerry kush from loud. I'm glad I picked up a ounce of BK before the break. It's a sweet relaxed stony high. Not much going on here today I'm just kicked back and staying medicated. π€ͺ I hope all is well and your local dispensary has something to offer that's better than we're seeing here. Give your wife my best and have a great day my brother. β€ππ¨π
July 20 -
Good morning my friend how are you and your wife doing today?? All is well quite and humid here today with not much to say. The master kush stayed up for a few hours lol. It's a good strain but nothing I'd expect to keep flying off the board so fast. Mom has to make some kinda drop here soon..I really expected today. Oh well I'm sticking with sunset sherbert and BlackBerry kush for the moment and it's working fine until another drop. I am keeping a closer eye than I have been with things being bought up so fast. Have a great day my friend and give the wife our best. P.S. I'm very excited, next week my daughter and son in law are bringing their kiddos for a visit. π
July 19 -
Hey buddy yeah the board "forum" was unnerving for sure. It's been a not too bad of a week lol. I'm with you on the board I'm still waiting, "maybe in vain" for that rock hard sticky bud I know is out there. I read your post and it made me laugh I've been using my old dynavap all week. It would solve any legal problems because, it heats with a lighter and shit man combustion happens.. even with a vape π Right now I'm thinking about some BlackBerry kush. I haven't really had much of it yet, I kinda put it back with boveda for a week or so. Have a great evening my friend and give your wife our best.
July 18 -
Hello again my friend, I hope all is going well for you and your wife. It's been a tough last couple of days here, my wife is laying by my side and that in itself is a comforting medicine. I'm working on a grinder puck that I have no idea what it is lol. I haven't touched that puck in months..but at least I had a boveda in with it "nice,fresh and sedating". I hope you've had a terrific day and you have nothing but relaxation planned for the evening. Take care my Brother.
July 11 -
Hey my friend how are you, I'm glad you got your wismec RX, now you have to install artic fox, I know nothing about this because I got mine preloaded. There are plenty of instructions on YouTube just search wismec RX. You can also go to Devine Tribe's site and get on discord and get detailed information . I don't even have wifi right now lol. My wife is on my case to get it as they are replacing our ancient phone lines and are only a few miles away. I got the sic cup and have put it through it's paces. I would highly recommend getting one. Clean up alone makes it worth it, but the thermo conduction is even better than the titanium cup and as I said a quick swab and it's clean. I hope you have a great day and you can stay medicated with your wife. Much love my brother
July 11 -
I let my pax get a little out of hand after my injury. I mean it had baked on resin covering the bottom and the sides. I knew I had a lot of work to do. I decided to try a little experiment with what I use to clean my bong and glass pipes and attachments. "Grand Master Soak" I took a paper towel ripped it into a long strip and packed it into the oven. Then I poured just enough GMS in the oven to soak the paper towel. I left the thing to soak for a couple of days. When I pulled the paper towel out every bit of funk came out with it. All I had to do was hit it with some iso and the oven looked like it just came out of the box. I don't ever want to let it get that dirty again but if it happens I know the fix now π I plan on making it part of the routine "maybe once a month" just to keep any buildup from forming around the edges and the intake tube. I keep it clean but this makes it sparkle π
July 8 -
Afternoon prof, it's hot and humid on the mnt today 95Β° With 80% humidity. I had to chuckle when you mentioned ferns lol we have thousands of them around the property. We spent part of the weekend bordering off " pink ladies slippers" they grow from spores so there's no way to transplant them or really even disturb them much. We're pretty much into our wild flowers with the exception of a few perennials. Today's just a relaxing day, my P.T. ended last week so I've finally got my life back π. I just smoked a mystery joint from mom with a neighbor who was impressed with the smoke. It feels like a 50/50 hybrid which is just fine for this afternoon. I think I'll vape a little Hogg next, it's not sweet like Blueberry Zkittles..but definitely one of my favorite flavors right now π. Don't get carried away with the cleaning and stay stoned my brother. Have a great evening.
July 6 -
I hope the inlaw shock has faded my friendπ. I'm doing a little torch and banger action on the deck this morning..β¨οΈ hey a man's gotta keep his skills upπ. I pulled out loud's bubba kush shatter this morning...It didn't arrive looking very pretty but man what a high.π€ͺ I just did a tiny dab of oil off if the parchment and another half of a grain of rice sized dab and I'm S.A.F. lol. I love that dusky dank kush flavor, I really don't get the "really good hash" flavor but I really like it. I think we're gonna stick with what's working and hang around the homestead today π. Give the wife our best and keep her stoned my friend π
July 5 -
Already behind me my brother, I just wanted to see if they really had the balls to repost what they took down. Yeah I shouldn't have let it get to me but it was a targeted attack on the handicapped and me personally..a real low life. I broke out the dvt4 and I think I'll be driving it most of the day. I saw a post from MATT at devine tribe he said he's sending out a one time notification with a link for current customers. The dvt4.5 and dvt5 are going on sale for current customers on the 9th after that it's all new orders. I can't wait to get a good look at the thing, I did get a sic cup and balls for the dvt4 but they fit the V5 so you never have. The polished sic cup and a 4mm are a must along with the silicone mouthpiece/bubbler attachment. You can feel the ball spinning as your drawing. Have a wonderful 4th my brother and do only what is necessary to maintain life support π
July 4 -
Hey my friend, I hope your home and decompressing. I just loaded a half pack of Biscotti and I'm sitting here keeping angel calm. Alias does really well with fireworks but my old girl would rather be inside safe with Dad. This is one of those weekend's on the mountain where every cabin owners either up here or has their place rented out. The H.O.A. puts on a big fireworks display every year and it just keeps getting bigger. I love the spectacle but it's getting more commercial every year. It makes it hard on angel because they launch them from the dam a little more than 200yrds away. The wife just took big A to watch the show while I babysit. I used to enjoy it when everyone all around the lake would be shooting big mortars at the same time. Instead of a 20min show It'd go on until the wee hours of the morning. Enjoy the 4th my brother I'll be thinking of you both..I doubt that you'll travel far from home π
July 4 -
Ah I didn't see that loud made a couple of new offerings. The BlackBerry kush sounds good but I haven't had much luck with the last two batches. If I get more it'll have to be premium. U have me on the fence with the sluricane but if I'm gonna order I better get my ass in gear. Have a great day with your wife my brother.
July 1 -
Good morning my friend , I really hope you are finding some headspace for yourself. I can almost hear what's in your ear and I feel for you. My wife has 5 sisters and 3 brothers . I can get along with all of them if I have to except her oldest sister..now you have to understand these are devout catholic farmers for the most part. I'm a backslid baptist and a malingering methodist so I fit into the family like a fart in a sauna...The prairie prudes is an affectionate name I use for them..the other name would get me thrown out of the house π Oh crap I forgot..great score on the grav hammer that's a classic piece. Load a bowl and blow the smoke into the next southbound wind for me brother.
July 1 -
Yep know all too well the boat people routine I was part of the vol navy for several years. And yeah it gets old quick. I'm with you on drinking I'll have a couple of beers a couple of times a year and maybe a drink of really good bourbon once a year. I just don't enjoy it or myself on it anymore..plus I must be a big pussy because just a couple of beers gives me a nasty headache the next day. I had an ex mother in law who sounds a lot like what you're going through. Except one day I stumbled across one of her well hidden stashes of Canadian Club. She was a highly functional closeted drinker with a 14yr old kid and I blackmailed that hateful bitch until I got out of that nightmareπΉ. You and the wife stay medicated and remember the old bat makes your father in law happy and that's what really matters π. But your the son in law so all rules go out the window when he's not looking π€£. Stay well my brother and give your wife our best.
June 30 -
Enjoy the time with your wife and father in law because that's what it's all about. I hope you and the wife can snag the boat and get some lake time alone together. Take care my brother and stay Stoned.
June 30 -
How are you doing my friend lol, I hope your father in law's wife hasn't pushed you over the edge yet π€£. You deal with enough shit back in the real world..your father in laws cool..stay baked my brother. I hope the weather's taken a turn for the better and you can get the F#@* outside. That will do you good, there's nothing worse than being bottled up even with people you like π. I'm watching the board but nothing's really grabbing the yet. I started going through my jars and I've got 17 strains to whittle down and most are 50/50 or something close. I really shouldn't complain I just finished a half pack of sunset sherbert and I'm feeling no pain. Chain smoke some muffins until you just don't give a flying F and then ever so lovingly tell the father in law's wife that you have killed before and have no qualms about doing it again, see how that shit changes her attitude about life π
June 30 -
Doing well my friend, it sounds like a great week. I visited my in laws many times before they died not such a pleasant experience lol. Hell out of all of my wife's siblings there's only two who even like me..surprisingly their the one's that have come to visit π. The Blueberry Muffin sounds great I might have to get some. The DOC OG is a good outdoor indica, I'd put it on the level of the last outdoor biscotti. not as strong as the kick ass outdoor biscotti but nice none the less. Enjoy family my friend I wish I had more of a extended family. Smile on my Brother π
June 27 -
Happy trails my friend, it sounds like you're well packed lol. My wife's a fine driver until the speeds go above 70 and there's more than 2 lanes π. I just got the doc og I'll be trying it a little later. Have a great visit, keep the wife on track and stay medicated which I don't think will be a problem. π€ͺ
June 26 -
I'm glad your sitting on it, the more I smoke I really like it but the high is short lived. I get a good high for about a hour or so then it starts to fade. It's a great strain it just doesn't have the staying power. Stick with the platinum og and Blueberry and blueberry Muffin and maybe something better will drop. I was really excited bw hits hard but then I need more. Have a good visit I'm getting the doc of tomorrow hopefull I'll have better news.
June 25 -
Good morning my friend I hope you and your wife are doing well. I'm enjoying a early morning breeze on the porch. Got a little more sleep last nigh not alot but several hours. I think the black water helps, I think it's worth getting a 1/2 just to have. It's working for me, if not for sleep just for making me feel much better and I've been feeling lousy lately. I hope that the honey do list isn't too long π and your finding time to relax and medicate. How's the new batch of Blueberry treating you, I know anything blueberry is good. The Afgoo shatter should be good you'll have to let me know. Well I'm at the bottom of a budkup and feeling much better. Have a truly great day and a wonderful trip to Wisconsin my friend give your our best.
June 25 -
Afternoon, the black waters giving some relief. After my earlier post I laid down and got a few more hours of sleep. I hope your having a good day and the wife is home with you. I understand what you're saying about being a better person, my wife is the light of my life and after all these years I'd be lost without her. I do feel and smell something similar to the BlackBerry Octane but I just can't place it. I felt pretty crappy when I started this post, I started a budkup of bw at the same time and I'm feeling much better. You know the same strain affects different people in different ways. All I can say is that black water treats me nice when I'm feeling my worst. The best thing in my medicine cabinet right now, well I feel much better and I think I'll watch a little stoned guilty pleasure T.V.π
June 24 -
The high on black water is strong but it does fade after a hour or so for me right now. I'm having a few problems so I'm not a indicator on anything but it comes on strong right now. I'm smoking a little more it's a good bud.π
June 24 -
I am as Stoned as as have been off of flower and most concentrates in quite a while. Good stuff for me bud of the year I don't have to think about it. Great anxiety med and I think if I lay down I could get a couple of hours of sleep. I'm glad you got the Blueberry and it's working, I've got a Afgooey refill left I haven't tried the shatter. I am Stoned as a Mother #@Γ%*! my friend. I have the DOC OG coming sat maybe I'll be a hit too. I hope your having a great morning and the weather's cooperating, if ya ain't got nothing to do medicate heavily and often π€ͺ
June 24 -
Good morning buddy, I'm doing alright. I got my black water, it's a real indica. I tried some last night but I hadn't slept for several days so I really couldn't judge. I did go to sleep around 7 and slept till 1. This morning I was having a rough time and loaded a budkup at 6 it did put me back to sleep for another hour or twoπ΄π. I'm smoking another budkup and it's doing what I need it to...make my eyes heavy and easing my pain. I would put this on the same level or above the BlackBerry octane. I haven't looked but if it's still up I'm ordering a couple of ounces. I'm not going to give it any attention though maybe it'll stay up longer π.. I say order my friend the bud's are med to lg dense and have plenty of frosting. There's a sweet berry aroma that puts me in mind of the B.O. it's got a few coughs in it lol. The high comes on after the 2nd hit and builds πππ I say buy but the worst you'll end up with is a true top shelf indica that will lock your ass to the grassπ
June 24 -
Morning my friend, I've been being lazy the last couple of days. The wife took a couple of days off work and we've just been doing nothing but enjoying each other's company. I'm so glad you were able to score some Blueberry..after a tour around the country my black water is due around noon lol. I really hope BW lives up to the hype, I could use a heavy hitter right now. I'll let you know in a hour or so. The Doc OG is scheduled for Monday but with a little luck it should be here by Saturday. That's a great deal on the Blueberry..one day maybe I'll have a dispensary close and they will give a veteran's discount but I'm not holding my breath. The triple chocolate chip sounds like a good day time strain I'm just looking for that pure indica experience. I hope Wisconsin treats you well, at least your in laws are cool but I'm with you on the Mowie Wowie cart's π€’ nothing in there I find enjoyable. I hope your having a great day my friend..I hope platinum og makes a reappearance for you.
June 23 -
Well I pulled the trigger on the DOC OG lol. I guess I've been waiting to long . It's a stormy night, the wife's asleep and I'm trying to find a movie to watch. I'm hoping D..OG is as good as the description I need something to fill the gaps in my medicine cabinet.
June 22